*tips waitress* m’bacon
i’m going to murder dennys tumblr i am going to stand above your bleeding body and smash you blow after blow until you are nothing but a bloody pulp. i will hide your body in the nevada desert where your disgusting body will rot and your bones will bleach once the buzzards have picked off all of your remaining flesh.
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
That majestic flip
I cringe every time I see Widow (or anyone) do that flip.
I’d be dead once the legs caught my neck.
I’d give up right then.
I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson
hE looks sO sAD